I prefer longer engagements that afford us the chance to properly unwind and connect but luckily, à chez Esmée, there’s something for everyone.
The Envelope
Rates below are for the south & central US: Houston, Dallas, Austin, Chicago
AMUSE-BOUCHE
a petit hello :)
800 USD
up to 1 hour
COFFEE BREAK
‘cause we’re a matcha made in heaven
1000 USD up to 90 min
1500 USD Premium Upgrade
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
stop to smell the roses avec moi…
1500 USD up to 2 hours
2000 USD Premium Upgrade
COCKTAIL HOUR (preferred 1st date)
let’s share bubbles & butterflies 🥂
2000 USD up to 3 hours
2500 USD Premium Upgrade
FANCY A LUNCHEON?
a French bistro, yummy omakase, or homemade meal set for two
2500 USD up to 4 hours
3500 USD Premium Upgrade
ROOM FOR DESSERT
for those who enjoy a tasting menu with time for dessert
3000 USD up to 5 hours
4000 USD Premium Upgrade
DINNER AND A SHOW
The Houston ballet, a comedy show or live music at a swanky jazz bar
3500 USD up to 6 hours
4500 USD Premium Upgrade
SING ME TO SLEEP
one of the most exhilarating dates I offer, an overnight with me will leave you grinning for weeks on end
5000 USD 12 hours | 6000 USD 14 hours | 7000 USD 18 hours
6000 USD | 7000 USD | 8000 USD | Premium Upgrade
A PERFECT DAY
what’s more fun than an overnight? not having to say goodbye in the morning! let’s lunch, stroll around, nap, movie marathon & more…
8000 USD up to 24 hours
10,000 USD Premium Upgrade
the fine print
All payment is recognized as a gift solely for my time.
Duos + Trios
90 minute minimum
only available with providers within my own network
rate matching is required if there is a discrepancy between providers’ rates. no exceptions.
Light kink
depends on request
3 hour minimum
In-date extensions
800 per hour
dates lasting past midnight, add 500 or extend to an overnight
Couples
3 hour minimum & add 500
Overnight or longer, add 1000
FOR LONG-DISTANCE ADMIRERS
All FMTYs require first or business class airfare & 5- or 4-star hotel accommodations.
central US, east & west coast : 6 hour minimum
international : overnight minimum
intercontinental : 24-hour minimum
Screening
Screening is mandatory for all new suitors. Find in-depth instructions here.
Deposits and Accepting Crypto
All bookings require a 30% deposit to secure our time together. This can be paid electronically with Venmo, Cash App, Zelle, Apple Pay, *Cryptocurrency or an **e-gift card of my choosing.
*Deposits paid in Crypto are non-refundable, but if canceled/rescheduled within proper time may act as a credit toward future booking.
**Select e-gift cards qualify for deposit. Please ask before sending.
Cancellations
Cancellations occurring 48 hours before the start of the date require a 50% cancellation fee that will not be applicable to future dates. If you need to reschedule, make sure to do so in advance. Cancellations of 24 hours or less require 100% of the booking fee. Short notice appointments require prepayment in full, no refunds given no matter the reason for cancellation.
All overnights, FMTY, and multi-day bookings will require a 50% deposit. Deposits for these date types are applicable to dates rescheduled within 14 days of cancellation, but otherwise result in forfeiture of deposit if canceled at any point after making the appointment in order to rebook a date with me in the future. I prepare extensively for extended dates, and so should you. xo
Consequences for Violation of Cancellation Policy
If cancellations are not honored according to my policy, I will unfortunately have to end our acquaintance and report the ill behavior to the nationwide provider networks, otherwise referred to as ‘blacklists’. It would pain me to do this so respecting my policies is paramount. Integrity goes a long way :)